We’ve had enough of Vampire bitching going on ever since the Twilight series came along and desecrated the horror mascot we respected for the last three centuries. So, when the twinkling Vampire got all the women to drool on him, brute strength and the ability to read minds, everyone felt a tad jealous of him. But no more! As soon as he realizes (through browsing his Mac) that there exists a Vampire Hunting Kit, we can expect twinkling beads of sweat pour down his cold, dead, supposedly liquid-less body. These are authentic tools used by travelers in the 19th century, who ventured to Romania and the likes.
The kit is said to contain a wooden stake, Bible, crucifix, pistol with lead bullets, gunpowder, garlic and glass vials that held various concoctions to ward off vampires.
NEatorama
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